Now I know how those women know so much at the Beauty Shoppe in our town. You go in there with the wife and everyone quits talking but boy when my wife comes home, has she got a lot of news for me.
Of course there's all the local gossip but then she starts in the latest UFO info, who has been abducted and the latest from some planet several light years away.
It's those curlers in their hair. Picks up better than my aluminum hat!