Have Jacuzzi All To Yourself

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 13 July 2013

Want to know how to have the jacuzzi just to yourself? I put a big diaper clearly showing around my swimming shorts and hide a few balled up melted Hershey Bars in my pockets.

If that water turning brown don't do it, keep saying, "Whoops, excuse me!" and pump the air bulb you got off old perfume bottle of one of those things you use to clean the ear wax out of your ears.

OH no thanks needed. You're welcome.

-I.B. Moleturd

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