Kid Thinks There's Something Fishy Here

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 12 July 2013

I hadn't the heart to tell I.B. Moleturd Junior what happened to the fish that died in his aquarium when we moved out into the country to attempt growing our own food without all those chemicals. So I bought almost the same species he had.

"Dad, these are different fish. I don't mind. They're not like a cat or dog. But where are our old fish?"

Well, lets just say they gave their lives to help us grow our organic garden next spring.

-I.B. Moleturd

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