Spiderman, Superman Gave Themselves Away!

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 12 July 2013

I don't know why all the other kids in high school didn't know that Peter Parker was Spiderman as he gave himself away just like Clark Kent on those old Superman shows on TV. All Lois and Jimmy had to do was pull off his glasses. Then, when a pretty student walked by, Clark's glasses would melt.

Anyway, every time Parker would tell a story he'd use two fingers on each hand for "Quotes". Made him look just like a spider.

Also, he was the only 11th grader to run on his all-fours during a fire drill.

-I.B. Moleturd

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