I hate all this bugging by the CIA, NSA, FBI, BED because you can never be sure what places they have hid their little equipment.
The other night I slipped up to my girlfriends apartment and after she let me in, I looked all over the place and, sure enough, there was a little device under her bed.
"I swear I didn't know it was there, Moley", she told me. "I found one in the bathroom inside the shower curtain rod."
So we began cuddling and loving and all of a sudden this little voice comes out from inside the couch, "You missed me! Ha Ha Ha!"