I Think Car & Me Are Both Dying!

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 12 July 2013

My car has been acting up on me again. I called those car experts on their Talk Radio Show and they wanted me to tell them what kind of sound it's making.

"It's not only the sound. It's those little light-up emblems. The "Little Man" light came on. Then "Cigarette" sign, then it made this hacking noise and...they hung up on me before I could "hack noise" for them.

Now there's a skull & crossbones. I'm gonna trade it in.

-I.B. Moleturd

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