Walmart Freakout

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 6 July 2013

Remember all those tattoos guys and gals wear nowadays? They try to freak you out but you've seen too many. The real scary ones are down at Walmart.

I saw one of them down there the other night (I was out of munchies) and there was a....well....a SOMETHING down there that tapped me on the shoulder and when I looked around, I screamed so loud that every other kid shut his mouth.

Thinking back, I think it might have been the store manager. That would sure turn those wailing kids off.

Wonder if Sam Walton had that in his original store idea? Well, more power to him.

_I.B. Moleturd

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