Many true historians are having a whole lot of trouble with the new "Lincoln" movie.
"It's just not authentic", says historian Jules Meyers. "Lincoln was not the one who cut down the cherry tree and that's not a cherry tree that he's chopping up in that famous painting."
"Also, Abraham Lincoln did not have a nose like Jimmy Durante."
"And, last of all, Lincoln was definitely NOT shot in the theater because of his cellphone constantly going off!"
Reporting for the Spoof, I.B. Moleturd
