Clean Your Plate, My Ass!

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 1 July 2013

When I was just a kid, my mom always told me that I had to eat everything on my plate because some kid was starving in China.

Well, last month I finally went to China and some of those kid's moms and dads have greenbacks coming out their wazoo.

So Mom, that kid was too tight to eat very much and saved HIS money and our country gave him mine and now he's eating caviar!

I.B. Pissed (Moleturd)

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