Look here, I taught him how to drop a line into the water after he had placed it on a long pole and put a barbed hook on the end of the line. How was I to know that the big dummy didn't know that you were supposed to place some kinda 'bait' on the hook? I mean, did he think the fish would just go over and eat a piece of metal?
I refuse to take responsibility for the man starving to death.
-I.B. Moleturd
