"Get's Your Gooner!"

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 30 June 2013

I hated being a little kid and grandpa always reaching toward my crotch and placing his thumb in his hand and saying "I got you gooner, Boy!" Maybe at 2 years old it was funny but by the time you're eighteen years old there seems to be no point in grandpa doing that.

So finally, he did that in front of my girlfriend and I yelled, "Of course you want my gooner! Your's is probably old, wrinkled and don't work anymore!"

So yes, I do feel bad about him going upstairs and hanging himself.

-I.B. Moleturd

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