Hate Those In-Your-Face Drill Sergeants!

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 30 June 2013

I hate drill sergeants. They think that everything is funny, even when they run over your foot with their little ugly car. Then there's the little car that opens up and about a hundred drill sergeants jump out and hit you in the face with a big cream pie.

What? Clowns? Yeah, it's clowns that I hate. Shoot, my old drill sergeant at Fort Campbell help make a man out of me! He yelled less at me than daddy.

-I.B. Moleturd

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