The Wicked Weapon Woes

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 20 June 2013

That's what I get for being a smartass. When the airport security people asked if we had anything in the baggage that could be used as a weapon, I pointed at my mother-in-law's tongue. So all three of us get tossed. Mama-in-law gets to spend an extra week with the wife and I get to spend the week at the Royal Roachero Motel.

-Sylvester P. Moleturd

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