Submitted by j.w.

Saturday, 1 June 2013

I was driving along the motorway at a bit over the limit when I noticed a police car in pursuit.
I slowed down and stopped on the hard shoulder. A policeman came over to my car.
'What can I do for you, Officer?'
'Blow into this bag, if you would, sir'
'What for?'
'My chips are too hot'

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