How to annoy your father

Submitted by j.w.

Saturday, 1 June 2013

Dad: Can you get me a drink?
Son: Coke or Pepsi?
Dad: Coke
Son: Diet or Normal?
Dad: Normal
Son: Can or Bottle?
Dad: Can
Son: A litre or half a litre?
Dad: Just get me some water
Son: Carbonated or still?
Dad: Still
Son: Hot or Cold?
Dad: I'll get the fucking drink myself
Son: You shouldn't swear Dad!

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