Jimmy Savile

Submitted by queen mudder

Tuesday, 30 April 2013

A page from Savile's secret diary has been found in a skip near his former private quarters at HMP Broadmoor.

It describes Jimmy's close shave with the law during a routine stop and search circa 1985.

'Got pulled over on the M40 by the Old Bill the other night,' the entry reads.

'Cops asked all the usual questions including Where Were You Between 5 And 11?

'I Was In Junior School, Officer, I said.

'Always pays to tell the truth.'

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