A husband rang his wife to tell he had been invited by his boss to go with him on a fishing trip. This would be helpful in putting him in line for promotion.
The trip would take a week so the husband asked his wife to pack a bag for him, not forgetting his prize pyjamas and all his fishing gear. She wondered if he was up to something but did everything he wanted.
A week later the husband returned, looking tired. He had had a good trip and caught quite a few fish. 'But darling' he asked 'why didn't you pack my pyjamas?'
'But I did. They were in the box with your fishing tackle!'