Duck hunting

Harry and his mate go duck hunting one winter's day. They see a flock of ducks and start aiming their shotguns. "Gee these ducks are fast" says Harry's mate. "I know. May be we should use sling shots" replies Harry. "Let's consider bow and arrows, that'd be fun" says his mate. All of a sudden a humungously large eagle swoops and picks up the pair of them with its massive talons. "Let's see your freaking bow and arrows now" says the eagle.