Submitted by j.w.

Monday, 1 April 2013

I was on this coach with a group of fellow senior citizens sitting near the front chatting to the driver who, like me, was a West Ham fan.
A lovely old lady came from the back of the bus with some peanuts which she offered to both of us. They were really tasty and had an unusual flavour.
Then she came back with some more. She came again. In all she made five trips with these delicious peanuts.
The driver eventually asked the old lady if she enjoyed the peanuts herself.
'I can't eat them as I have no teeth' she replied.
'So why are you buying them?' the driver asked.
'Oh, I just love the chocolate around them. I heard you talking about West Ham and I thought they would be a good gift from the Spurs Supporters Club.'

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