After several weeks of putting off the inevitable Angela Merkel finally goes to the doctor's suffering from suspected morning sickness.
A quick examination confirms she's definitely pregnant and well into her second trimester.
"Hmm, should have come to see me earlier," the doctor comments, "when's the last time you had a proper check up?"
"Proper?" Merkel replies; "Hmm, now let me see.....I'm assuming you're not counting Václav Havel, heheh.
"Of course these days I only ever shag Slovaks."
