Helpful Advice

Submitted by j.w.

Saturday, 30 March 2013

A flying saucer was circling over London but the pilot had lost all communication due to an electrical failure and didn't know where he was exactly.
So he took a sheet of paper and wrote Where Am I? in huge letters.
He came down low and put the question on the front screen of the craft.
A helpful person in a large building quickly wrote a reply: You are in a flying saucer.
The pilot quickly decided to leave the Earth.
'They may be correct but they are utterly stupid' he concluded.

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