Sperm wail

Submitted by queen mudder

Wednesday, 27 March 2013

A radical alternative to painful vasectomy surgery has just been announced with the discovery of an astonishing new sugar pill.

Patients undergoing the latest procedure have to lie and swallow the tablet while listening to classic music by famous Russian composer Tchaikovsky.

Within a few minutes they're completely sterile.

Apparently the new medication will be marketed as the Nutcracker Sweet.

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