Prince Charles in Arabia

Submitted by queen mudder

Thursday, 14 March 2013

At a state banquet for Charles and Camilla in Doha tonight the Emir joked about how traces of horse hoof had been found in Charles' Duchy Original sausages.

'It's true, Your Highness,' Charles replied, 'the problem's bad and might have already spread to your country.

'Why, only this afternoon you chauffeur told me there's been an outbreak of camel toe in Qatar-Primark leggings.'

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