The New Star Wars Movie

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 11 March 2013

Word filtering out of LaLaLand is that production plans for the latest in the Star Wars franchise saga are presently being finalized. Reports are that Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, and Mark Hamill have all agreed to reprise their famous Star Wars roles.

The new futuristic universe sequel which will spotlight the characters of Han Solo, Princess Leia, and Luke Skywalker is tentatively titled Star Wars: Episode VII - Meteorites From Hell.

Carrie Fisher has mentioned that since past sales of her Princess Leia Bobble Head Doll were not as high as those of Han Solo or Luke Skywalker's, this time she is insisting that the new Princess Leia Bobble Head Doll be dressed in a very skimpy bikini swimsuit.

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