Why do Spring Breakers not like blond jokes?
They always have to find a blond to explain them.
Did you hear about the Spring Breaker who had a brain bruise?
He sat down too hard.
Why does Bud beer always sell so well at Spring Break?
Spring breakers can't pronounce Heinekin.
Did you hear about the special type of DUI that the police issue at Spring Break?
Driving Under the Intelligence level.
Why do Spring Breakers always run around naked?
They haven't figured out how buttons and zippers work yet.