Tea Party vindicated?

Submitted by queen mudder

Wednesday, 20 February 2013

A popular cocktail is in the frame as a potent DNA mouthwash according to Tea Party 'birthers' researching the Obama genome.

They reckon the drink describes what President Obama's stated birth mother, Ann Dunham, actually did to convince a Honolulu Registrar of Births about Baby Barack's arrival on the island.

'The drink's name consists of a verb and not an adjective,' a TP mixologist commented, 'and commemorates Dunham's daring feat.'

'Blew' Hawaiian, eh? Cheers.

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