Da Vinci Code

Submitted by queen mudder

Saturday, 16 February 2013

It's movie night in Heaven and folks are getting ready to watch yet another rerun of the Da Vinci Code starring Tom Hanks and Audrey Tautou.

However not everyone's happy with the repeat including St Peter who thinks the film's too risque and might set off schizms inside the Pearly Gates.

He decides to take up the matter with God the Father who sounds concerned and asks, 'What proof do you have, St Peter?'

'Well, Your Almightyness, it's one of the New Testament women, St Mary Magdalene; each time the camera zooms in on a close up of your son Jesus she starts singing a Sixties pop song, contrary to all the Bible's teachings.'

'That's serious,' God replies, 'what song would that be?'

'It really pains me to say it, Your Almightyness, but it's an old Beatles' number.'

'You mean My Sweet Lord?'

'No, much worse than that,' St Peter replies, 'it's Here Comes The Son.'

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