The outlawing of human-ovine sex has taken its toll on the Prince of Wales.
He's complained to the European Court of Human Frights that it's bad enough to be going blind from excessive hand-jobs and that he misses his harmless little hobby.
But EU judges are unsympathetic and say he's had nearly 50 years to come to terms with the law.
And just to prove their point they've sent him a copy of Top of the Pops recording of a 1964 hit single by The Seekers.
It shows Charles on stage singing a duet with the band's female lead vocalist Judith Durham.
I'll Never Find Another Ewe.