Lindsay Lohan Wants A Baby

Lindsay Lohan has had more ups and downs that the six top roller coasters in the United States. She has been involved in automobile accidents, stealing an expensive necklace, drinking, partying until all hours, and even physically fighting with her lookalike mother Dana. "Freckles" as Vice-President Joe Biden calls her knows that she is looking at serving prison time for probation violations. She has stated that she wants to mend her ways and make some money. And the only way she can do that is by having a baby. So she just announced that she will be conducting a contest on the Internet to see which male gets to impregnate her.