Paris Hilton Pantiliners

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 6 February 2013

Paris Hilton, the Hollywood celebrity who is best noted for doing absolutely nothing, has just announced that she will be the spokesperson for a brand new product. The product which will be available just in time for Valentine's Day is The Paris Hilton Pantiliners. Paris told the news media that she personally was in on the initial development as well as on the product's testing, advertising, and marketing. She is thrilled at the new product which she said will come in three vibrant colors; Snow White, Barely Beige, and Mellow Yellow.

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