Fur coat

Submitted by whatinthe world

Tuesday, 5 February 2013

One day while I'm walking around town, a policeman approaches me and says "hey, didn't you steal that fur coat from the millionairess?" "What is your proof?" I reply. "You've got it on" answers the busy lawman. "Surely I borrowed it, kind sir" I reply. The policeman looks hard at me and says "Some poor animal had to die a hideous death for that coat" to which I reply "They indeed killed the wrong animal".

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