Royal psychiatrist

Submitted by queen mudder

Saturday, 2 February 2013

After decades of watching him talk to plants and shrubs the Queen finally put her foot down with the Prince of Wales and sent him to a psychiatrist in Harley Street.

Prince Charles reluctantly agreed to a six month therapy course, to be evaluated by independent clinicians from the Royal College of Psychoanalysis.

The monitors were tasked with assessing if Charles will ever be fit to rule as King and were ordered by Her Majesty to act with the utmost discretion.

After six months the independent panel signalled they were ready to give their professional opinion and sent a very large parcel to Buckingham Palace addressed to the Queen.

Opening the package HM was nonplussed to see a huge wickerwork packing case stuffed with shrink-wrapped Brazil nuts.

A rather cryptic note from Professor Freud tucked inside the parcel read: "Your Majesty, here is a massive basket case, everybody can clearly see it's nuts."

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