Everything has gone wrong this Christmas.
I gave Mrs Nicols, a woman who has everything a bullet. This was an idea of my husband's. She put it in her gun and shot her husband!
Then my husband said he had got promotion at work. How could I tell my best friend Gertrude Brown - her husband had just been made redundant.
Now my husband has won this cup for excellence in everything. We have no room for it. Already we have the place cluttered with his gold medals. And the Insurance..that is bound to go up.
It simply isn't fair.
