Getting to the Heart of it

Submitted by j.w.

Thursday, 27 December 2012

A surgeon brought his car into a garage for repair. The mechanic complained that he mended cars, went to the heart of the problem and carried out all the repairs required.
'I do the same as you, Doc, but I get paid a fraction of what you get.'
The surgeon was thoughtful for a moment. Then asked: 'Do you make all your repairs when the engine is running?'

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