Angry Rooney attacks wild dogs and some tourist

Submitted by LORD HESKEY

Friday, 21 December 2012

Man United superstar forward,Wayne Rooney has just been arrested after attacking a pack of wild dogs and a number of unsuspecting foreign tourist.

According to local eye witness accounts,the pack of dogs were just wandering around the street,when suddenly!!An angry wayne rooney charged at them on all fours.Some of the dogs had been bitten and was sent to the vet to be checked for rabbies and STDs.

Then Rooney changed his attention to some tourist.One of the tourist ,who only wanted to been known as Chewbakka said this'I was just walking when suddenly this son of b**** started chasing me.That motha****** was running like a drunk swine.I was lucky to have survived with some of my organs."

According to the united manager,Sir Alex Ferguson,this incident may have been caused by Rooney's transfer request to Man United's arch rivals Stoke City was denied at the last minute of the transfer window or because of the whether.

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