Gold digger Kate

Submitted by queen mudder

Sunday, 16 December 2012

Prince William is having second thoughts about marriage after his profligate wife's spending habits hit the roof.

He confided in Prince Harry that Kate has already got through the couple's entire 2013-2015 government allowance forcing him to go to Wonga for a payday loan.

"And what's more when I told her we have to economise she hit the roof and started having these mystery headaches."

"Hardly surprising, bro," Prince Harry responded, "poverty sure sucks."

"Yeah, I know," Wills replied, "unlike Kate since we got married!"

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