The Reason Mitt Romney's Moving To Alaska

Submitted by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 9 December 2012

Mitt Romney says that he is planning on running for governor of Alaska in 2016. When asked why in the world he would want to do that, he grinned like the Colombian cat that swallowed the Costa Rican canary and replied, "Because the people of Alaska don't really know me, so I'll push to make the Alaskan moose America's national symbol and I'll get elected easily."

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