A Confused Drunk

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano

Monday, 5 November 2012

A drunk guy, stinking of alcohol and looking dishevelled and scared staggers up the stairs from a subway station. A woman sees him and takes pity on him, helping him up to street level.
"Oh, you poor dear!" the woman says. "What's wrong?"
THe drunk slurs back, "You-you should see wh-what I just saw down in that guy's b-basement! He's got th-the biggest frickin' train I ever saw!"

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