The Wife's Photo

Submitted by IN SEINE

Sunday, 4 November 2012

This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. There are two sheriff's deputies there and he asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can they see a picture of his wife.

The guy says, "Sure," and shows them a photo of his wife. The sheriff says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

The guy says, "I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook."

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