The Conductor

Submitted by IN SEINE

Tuesday, 30 October 2012

A conductor approaches a family of four on a train. "Ticket please!" he says. The man answers, "I lost mine!"

His wife says, "I left mine in my other purse!"

The kids, in unison, chime in with "The dog ate ours!"

The conductor, puzzled asks the fellow why they are giving him such bizarre excuses.

The man says, "You asked for our ticket pleas"


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