Right Bear

Submitted by IN SEINE

Sunday, 21 October 2012

A pair of Siamese-twin bears walk in to a gun shop. The bear on the left says, "The woods are getting too dangerous these days, I'd like to buy a gun"

"I can't let you buy a gun," says the shop keeper, "but I'd be happy to sell one to your brother."

"Why can he buy a gun and I can't!" yells the left twin.

The man behind the counter says plainly, "Because he has the right two bear arms."

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