Why did the chicken?

Submitted by Michael Balton

Sunday, 14 October 2012

[Two old birds are heading south for the winter, flying together, passing the time with small talk, and getting on each other's nerves:]

Henny Penny: Fly faster. We can still make the Early Bird Special at Kentucky Fried Children.

Lucy Goosey: It's Kentucky Fried Chicken, not Kentucky Fried Children.

Henny Penny: That's not the way Hitchcock tells it.

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