Roe, Roe, Roe Your Vote

Submitted by Michael Balton

Sunday, 14 October 2012

[A duck and a chicken are having a political discussion:]
Roe: Did you hear? Mitt Romney wants to kill Big Bird.
Wade: But I thought Romney was Pro-Life.
Roe: Not if he chooses to kill Big Bird. That would make him Pro-Choice.
Wade: But if Romney kills Big Bird, who would take care of Elmo?.
Roe: Dick Cheney.

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