A man fell asleep on the beach and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his thighs. He went to the hospital and was admitted with second-degree burns. Because his skin was starting to blister and he was in severe pain, the doctor prescribed continuous saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a pill for male performance enhancement every four hours.
The nurse, who was astounded, asked, "What good will the performance enhancement pill do for him?"
"It won't do anything for his condition," the doctor replied, "but it'll keep the sheets off his legs."