Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

Submitted by IN SEINE

Monday, 8 October 2012

The television game show, 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire', was being recorded. The contestant was in the hot seat for the last big question. The host turned to him, and read the question slowly and carefully. But the contestant didn't know the answer.

Fortunately, he had a backup plan. He let out a piercing whistle, and from the back of the stage, four mounted knights-in-armor appeared, waving their lances threateningly at the show's host.

The host looked scared for a moment and then a steely look came over him. He leapt into the air and karate kicked the first knight onto the floor. He picked up the lance from the stricken knight and fought off the second, who also fell sprawling on the floor. The second knight's horse shied and bolted, colliding with the third knight in the process.

The game show host was just beginning to enjoy himself now. He waved the spear he was still carrying at the fourth knight, looked back at the contestant, and said "Is that your final lancer?"

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