Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. The first guy says "I'm a YUPPIE. . . you know. . .Young Urban Professional."
The second guy says "Well, I'm a DINK. . . you know... Double Income No Kids."
They ask the woman "What are you?" She replied "I'm a WIFE. . . Ya know. . .Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc.
