Four Quickies

Submitted by dulcie gabbani

Thursday, 30 August 2012

Ladies. If a man says he will fix it, he will. Theres no need to remind him about it every six months.

My scouse mate told me he's just got his kids a trampoline off the internet.
I asked him what site he saw it on.
He replied "Google Earth"

My wife wanted to see Jeremy Kyle live for her birthday, so I got her sister pregnant.
We're on next Tuesday

Of course the Team GB ladies did well in the rowing....its the same basic movement as ironing.

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