Scaring The Bar

Submitted by James Watts

Thursday, 23 August 2012

A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling. The barmaid went to the bathroom to check on him. ''Sir, what are you yelling about? You're scaring the customers.''

''Every time I try to flush the toilet something keeps biting my balls!''

''Sir, please get off the mop bucket.''

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