The Male vs Female Mind

Submitted by Inchcock

Thursday, 28 June 2012

Her Side of the Story:

He was in an odd mood when I got to the pub.

I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it.

The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately.

We went to this restaurant and he was still acting a bit funny.

I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else.

I asked him, and he said no.

But I wasn't really sure.

So anyway, in the cab on the way back to his house, I said that I loved him, he just put his arm around me.

I didn't know what the hell that meant because he didn't say it back or anything.

We finally got back to his place and I was wondering if he was going to dump me!

I tried to ask him about it but he just switched on the TV.

Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to sleep.

Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and we had sex - but he still seemed really distracted, I just wanted to leave but instead I cried myself to sleep.

I dunno, I just don't know what he thinks anymore.

I mean, do you think he's met someone else?

His Side of the Story:

England lost again.

Tired.

Bit pissed.

Got me leg over though!

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