Twenty Recommended Insurers for naughty Sex!

Submitted by Inchcock

Thursday, 28 June 2012

Ensure you are insured correctly and with the correct insurance company before embarking on diverse sexual liaisons.

The following is a list of the recommended insurance companies for such activities.

Sex with your Wife - Legal & General

Sex with your Future Wife - Mutual Trust

Sex with your Secretary - Employers Liability

Sex with a Prostitute - Commercial Union

Sex on the Telephone - Direct Line

Sex with your Biographer - Quote Me Happy

Sex in a Hurry - Insure & Go

Sex with your Boyfriend - Standard Life

Sex with a Transvestite - Confused.Com

Sex with some one different - Go compare .Com

Sex with an Sailor - Admiral

Sex with a Fat Bird - More Than

Sex with an Senior Citizen - Saga

Sex with a Posh Bird - Privilege .com

Sex with a Sheep - National Farmers Union

Sex with a Millionaire - BUPA

Sex with a Nurse - Clerical Medical

Sex with a Vicar - Ecclesiastical Insurance

Sex with a Royal Personage - Guardian Royal Exchange Assurance

Sex with a desperate Glaswegian Woman - Scottish Widows

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